Judge: Magisterial District Judge Miles K. Bixler
Timeframe: Thursday–Sunday, April 2–5, 2026
Vibe: Traffic citations had a weekend
🚓 Speed Was the Main Character This Weekend
If speed limits could talk, they’d be filing restraining orders.
Multiple drivers were cited for Maximum Speed Limits violations in West Hempfield Township and Columbia Borough, largely courtesy of Lancaster PSP and Columbia Borough Police. The charges range from “going a little over” to “sir, this is not a racetrack.”
Notable filings include:
- Dominick Davion Guzman — cited April 5 for speeding (75 § 3362) in West Hempfield Township.
- Carley Beth McAleer — same statute, same area, same issue (speed > patience).
- Syree Antoinette Nash — speeding, PSP-issued, awaiting plea.
- Ailien Huynh Le — speeding in a posted location, filed April 5.
- Christian Willi Sangrey — speeding citation filed April 4 in Columbia Borough.
- Andrew Warren Wilkins — speeding citation (and also careless driving, because efficiency matters).
Judicial summary:
The right pedal saw more action than the court clerk’s printer.
🛑 Stop Means “Stop,” Not “Vibe Check”
A couple of drivers learned that Pennsylvania traffic control devices are not suggestions.
- Malachi E. Munn — failed to stop at a red signal, entered a guilty plea, case closed April 6 with fines paid.pdf)
- Sittal Neupane — duties at a stop sign, also pled guilty, case closed and wrapped with a bow.pdf)
- Irvin O. Carranza Ramos — cited for failure to obey traffic control devices (plus a separate size‑restriction citation—because why not make it a combo?).pdf)
Judicial summary:
Red lights remain undefeated.
🧾 Paperwork Crimes (The Least Exciting, Most Common Genre)
Several cases reminded everyone that cars come with documents.
- Ashley Nicole Hirst and John Auther Anderson were both cited for operating a vehicle without a valid inspection in Columbia Borough on April 2.
- Brent L. Andes — cited for registration and certificate of title required, proving that paperwork waits for no one.
- Edwin Jun Flores Rivera — cited for expired or improper vehicle registration over 60 days past due.
Judicial summary:
Your car may run fine—but PennDOT still wants receipts.
🚧 Careless Driving Makes a Cameo
- Andrew Warren Wilkins added Careless Driving (75 § 3714) to the weekend lineup, filed April 5 after a PSP stop in West Hempfield Township.
Judicial summary:
“Careless” is the polite, court‑approved way of saying “let’s not do that again.”
🚪 Non‑Traffic Moment: Trespassing Edition
Breaking up the traffic monotony:
- Curtis Jay Robinson Jr. and Quantae Zycore Robinson were both cited for defiant trespass (posted property) stemming from the same Columbia Borough incident on February 24, with filings entered April 2.
Judicial summary:
Signs were posted. The signs were ignored. The signs were right.
📌 By the Numbers (Unofficial but Accurate)
- ✅ Total new filings reviewed: 18+
- 🚗 Traffic cases: The overwhelming majority
- 🏁 Most common charge: Speeding (75 § 3362)
- 📆 Status trend: “Awaiting Plea” is doing heavy lifting
- 🔚 Already resolved: A few drivers said “yeah, that’s on me” and moved on
⚖️ Final Legal‑But‑Friendly Reminder
All cases listed are from official Pennsylvania public docket sheets. Charges are not convictions unless noted, and everyone involved is presumed innocent until adjudicated. Also: printers still apparently jam during high citation season.
