🏛️ Weekend Court Filing Roundup (Funny but Accurate Edition)
Judge: Magisterial District Judge Miles K. BixlerTimeframe: Thursday–Sunday, April 2–5, 2026Vibe: Traffic citations had a weekend 🚓 Speed Was the Main Character This Weekend If speed limits could talk, they’d be filing restraining orders. Multiple drivers were cited for Maximum Speed Limits violations in West Hempfield Township and Columbia Borough, largely courtesy of Lancaster PSP…
