March 25, 2026 — Extended “Lancaster County Law & Disorder” Edition

All information pulled directly from the official docket sheets.

🚗 Traffic Troubles & License Lore

Matthew Joseph Roman

Docket: MJ‑02103‑TR‑0000488‑2026
Charge: Operating a vehicle without an inspection sticker
Offense Date: 03/24/2026
Agency: Columbia Borough Police
Matthew chose the bold strategy of driving inspection‑free. Unsurprisingly, the police disagreed.

Henry Liles

Docket: MJ‑02103‑TR‑0000461‑2026
Charge: Stop sign violation
Offense Date: 03/13/2026
Agency: West Hempfield Township Police
Henry treated a stop sign like a mere suggestion. Pennsylvania law begs to differ.

The Griffy Traffic Trilogy

All starring John E. Griffy of Columbia, PA — unknowingly competing for the “Most Traffic Citations in 72 Hours” trophy.

Episode 1: Stop Sign Shenanigans

Docket: MJ‑02103‑TR‑0000457‑2026 | Charge: Stop sign violation

Episode 2: Anti‑Inspection Adventure

Docket: MJ‑02103‑TR‑0000458‑2026 | Charge: Vehicle without inspection

Episode 3: Suspended License Sprint

Docket: MJ‑02103‑TR‑0000456‑2026 | Charge: Driving while suspended

Griffy’s car had more legal issues than mechanical ones last week.

🤼‍♀️ Harassment: The Kastanidis Double Feature

Christina O. Kastanidis

Docket: MJ‑02103‑NT‑0000097‑2026
Charge: Harassment – physical contact
Offense Date: 03/19/2026
Agency: West Hempfield Township Police

Meagan Amber Kastanidis

Docket: MJ‑02103‑NT‑0000096‑2026
Charge: Harassment – physical contact
Offense Date: 03/19/2026
Agency: West Hempfield Township Police

Same home. Same charge. Same day. A family event, but probably not a fun one.

🍺 Public Drunkenness & Inconvenient Communication

Austin Z. Rivera

Docket: MJ‑02103‑CR‑0000080‑2026
Charges:

• Disorderly conduct
• Public drunkenness
• Repeated harassment (inconvenient hours)
  Offense Date: 03/22/2026
  Agency: West Hempfield Township Police

Austin was, in police terminology, “doing the absolute most.”

🏃 Flight, Paraphernalia & Regret

Julio Berrios

Docket: MJ‑02103‑CR‑0000084‑2026
Charges:

• Fleeing to avoid apprehension
• Possession of drug paraphernalia
  Offense Date: 03/19/2026
  Agency: Lancaster County Sheriff

Julio attempted the classic “run from the cops” move. He did not win.

🔥 BURGLARY TRIO: A Three‑Person Crime Spree

What we originally reported as a solo burglary & assault case now turns out to be a trio of defendants, each charged with the same eight violent felonies from the same March 15th incident.

All three cases are now included below.

Harry Reyes (originally listed)

Docket: MJ‑02103‑CR‑0000083‑2026
Charges: Multiple counts of burglary, aggravated assault, and trespass

Aliyah Mara Stoppi

Docket: MJ‑02103‑CR‑0000082‑2026
Offense Date: 03/15/2026
Agency: Columbia Borough Police
Charges:

• (2×) Burglary (F1)
• (2×) Aggravated Assault – extreme indifference (F1)
• (2×) Criminal Trespass (F2)
• (2×) Aggravated Assault w/ deadly weapon (F2)

Aliyah appears to have been an active participant in Lancaster County’s worst‑planned heist.

Camden Matthews Ransing

Docket: MJ‑02103‑CR‑0000081‑2026
Offense Date: 03/15/2026
Agency: Columbia Borough Police
Charges:

• (2×) Burglary (F1)
• (2×) Aggravated Assault – extreme indifference (F1)
• (2×) Criminal Trespass (F2)
• (2×) Aggravated Assault w/ deadly weapon (F2)
• Firearm not to be carried without license (F3)
• Possession of firearm prohibited (M1)

Camden brought the firearm charges, earning him the title of “Most Heavily Charged Member of the Group.”

🎭 Story Summary: The Burglary Ensemble

Reyes, Stoppi, and Ransing are all tied to the same March 15th incident, each facing an identical suite of serious felonies — making this one of the more dramatic local cases in recent memory.